I can’t remember why I made this.

I hate Rick Santorum so much that I made this totally accurate Microsoft Paint rendition of him as Dolores Umbridge.

WE MUST NOT LET HIM BECOME HEADMASTER.

I am literally giddy with rage. Also silly. And most of all, terrible at photo rendering.

Rick Santorum’s real Google problem: less about anal sex, more about the fact that most people think he’s a giant twatwaffle.