Posts tagged primary
They have a fight. Triangle wins.
I hate Rick Santorum so much that I made this totally accurate Microsoft Paint rendition of him as Dolores Umbridge.
WE MUST NOT LET HIM BECOME HEADMASTER.
I am literally giddy with rage. Also silly. And most of all, terrible at photo rendering.
I cannot wait
until those GOP buttplugs have to face Barack Motherfucking Obama in a face-to-face debate. My president is intelligent, eloquent, and knowledgeable in ways that those willfully ignorant corporate stooges can’t even pretend to be. It’s gonna be a smackdown, brother!
What if it’s Rick Perry?
Or, or-or what if it’s Michele Bachmann?!
Newt Gingrich?
Rick ‘Frothy Mix’ Santorum?
Obama’s got this, guys.
And a ‘fuck yeah!’ for good measure.
