This is your (now daily, apparently) Cosmo Jarvis post. Enjoy, you’ll never get it out of your head. In a good way.

The analysis of this song varies widely, but general consensus seems to be: ooh, ooh, ooh=buttsex.

(Source: cosmojarvis.com)

Oh, I love this. Also, the entire album. And her last album. And her face.

Coeur de Pirate- Adieu

I am posting this video not because I particularly like it, nor because the song is particularly catchy, but because this song, “Lose Control Let Me Down” by Keri Hilson and Nelly, contains the word anus.

ANUS.

And since this is the first time I’ve heard that word sung by a hip hop artist (rhymed with “name it,” “claim it,” and “famous”), I figured I’d post about it.

You know. For posterity.

(Note to Nelly: anus is not really a synonym for booty. Anus is a synonym for butthole. Sphincter. The brown eye. The pink scrunchy! Thus, ‘the way you shake your anus’ is kinda like saying ‘the way you work your vaginal orifice.’ It’s a little too specific and not really sexy…unless, of course, you’re into that kind of thing.)

Gotye- Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)

Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
Told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But that was love and it’s an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end
Always the end
So when we found that we could not make sense
Well you said that we would still be friends
But I’ll admit that I was glad that it was over

But you didn’t have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened
And that we were nothing
And I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger
And that feels so rough
You didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
I guess that I don’t need that though
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know

Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I’d done
And I don’t wanna live that way
Reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn’t catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know…

But you didn’t have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened
And that we were nothing
And I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger
And that feels so rough
You didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
I guess that I don’t need that though
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know

I used to know
That I used to know

Somebody…

Can’t…stop…listening!