Posts tagged halloween

Posts tagged halloween
Amanda: Which is it, conservatives? I want to get the straight story from you. Do [women] have all the power or none of the power because of contraception?
Samhita: Are we like, dried-up-pussy hags that only fuck to get married? Or are we constantly-lubricated girls gone wild? Pick a story, bitches, I need a Halloween costume. Am I a river or am I a desert?
I’m…in love. With this family. Do you think they need a nanny?