Posts tagged feminist

I’m probably not the first person to use this, but still…it should be used more often.

feminists want women to have like forty-eleven babies whenever they want, babies all up in this place, zillions of babies that the poor oppressed tax payers of this country are forced to pay for even through they’re going to grow up to be lazy hoodie-wearing thugs

and also

feminists want women to kill off all their babies at the SupercenterMegaAbortoplex, even babies that are being born rightthisminute,  kill ‘em as they come slidin’ out the old birth canal. BOOM. Dead.

YES THEY DO THEY BELIEVE BOTH AND YOU ARE WRONG GOD SAID SO GRAAAGHGHLL DON’T THROW YOUR FANCY ELITIST LOGIC AT ME OR I’LL STICK TOBY KEITH’S RED-WHITE-AND-BLUE BOOT UP YOUR ASS, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YA SOCIALIST FASCIST LIBERAL HIPPIE MUSLIM COMMUNIST?

(If the Midwest could be just a tiny bit less stupid and shitty today, that would be good.)