“EXCEPT FOR IT’S AN UNFERTILIZED EGG AND JESUS SAID THOU SHALT EAT ALL THE EGGS AND THE ONLY MORAL ABORTION IS MY ABORTION GUYZZ”

Truth.

Why?

Okay.

I only speak the truth.

The best advice.

Because overcompensation.

For real, though.

Because it needed to be said.

“Savage?! I’ll fucking show you savage.”

If I was in charge, this is how it would go.

Hey girl, those glasses look fly.