Posts tagged democrat
They have a fight. Triangle wins.
I apologize for nothing.
I hate Rick Santorum so much that I made this totally accurate Microsoft Paint rendition of him as Dolores Umbridge.
WE MUST NOT LET HIM BECOME HEADMASTER.
I am literally giddy with rage. Also silly. And most of all, terrible at photo rendering.
Someone said to me, ‘Wait til you get some money and you’ll become a Republican.’ And like, that was some of the most insulting shit, where it’s like, so you’re saying that when I get money I’m just going to sell out everything I ever believed in? I’m sure there are people who do it, but Jesus Christ, man, how can you be so shallow to say that and be okay that that came out of your mouth?
Hey, apologists: look at this.
Look at Herman Cain’s campaign response to multiple sexual harassment claims. Look at the recent scandal at Penn State, which has been focused more on the career of a man than on the victims of horrible sexual abuse. Look at what happens to every person who brings public attention to the fact that he or she has been sexually harassed or abused in this country. Now go look up the terms “victim blaming” and “rape culture” and tell me we don’t need feminism.
Yeah, Herman Cain,
I totally believe you never harassed those women, especially when you do such a good job of not being a misogynistic pig during—oh wait, what? No? Princess who?
Fuck you.
Dear Republican Educators:
It’s YOUR GODDAMN PARTY that’s encouraging all this teacher-hate. “Oh, the unions are evil! The teachers make too much money! Education is for the snotty elite! My ignorant assumption is just as valuable as your educated conclusion! Let’s invite God into our Science classrooms!” FUCKING STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT AND DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE YOUR PARTY’S VIEWS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Shooting yourself in the foot: Republicans voters’ specialty. Also, IT’S THE SECOND AMENDMENT RAWWWWRRRRR!
I cannot wait
until those GOP buttplugs have to face Barack Motherfucking Obama in a face-to-face debate. My president is intelligent, eloquent, and knowledgeable in ways that those willfully ignorant corporate stooges can’t even pretend to be. It’s gonna be a smackdown, brother!
What if it’s Rick Perry?
Or, or-or what if it’s Michele Bachmann?!
Newt Gingrich?
Rick ‘Frothy Mix’ Santorum?
Obama’s got this, guys.
And a ‘fuck yeah!’ for good measure.
