Posts tagged atheist
They have a fight. Triangle wins.
Some guy on Facebook just posted about a “foot-washing” activity that happened at his church today.
As in, he and a bunch of other people literally took off their shoes and washed each other’s feet.
Fucking gross, man.
The reason I ask people not to pray for me:
I find it unsettling and creepy that someone is chanting my name to his-/herself at night.
The best thing about being an atheist this time of year.
Why do Christians promote abstinence?
It didn’t work for Mary.
My atheist holiday experiences this year.
Oh, how I love causing trouble on the Internet.
Evolution is just a theory, right?
So it might not be true, right?
Gravity is a theory too. Fell free to float away at any time.
Guess that means God is pro-choice.
You know, since He struck down that unholy bill in Mississippi.
That’s how this works, right?
Jamie Kilstein on Gay Marriage
This will be the best thing you’ll see today. So fucking amazing.
French paper reprints Mohammad cartoon after firebomb
A French satirical weekly whose office was firebombed after it printed a cartoon of the Prophet Mohammad has reproduced the image with other caricatures in a special supplement distributed with one of the country’s leading newspapers.
“The weekly Charlie Hebdo defended “‘the freedom to poke fun’ in the four-page supplement, which was wrapped around copies of the left-wing daily Liberation Thursday, a day after an arson attack gutted Charlie Hebdo’s Paris headquarters.”
Courage, and the unwillingness to let fear and terrorism take away their rights. Awesome.
(Source: reuters.com)
True story.
eloquence.
I would gladly fall to my knees and worship Sam Harris.
Commandment #11: Thou Shalt Not Poop in the House, for God is Totally Grossed Out by Poop and May Very Well Condemn Thee to Hell for Thine Smelly Deuces.
Deuteronomy 23:12-14
New International Version (NIV)
12 Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. 13 As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. 14 For the LORD your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that He will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.
More like “Doodie-ronomy.” Amiright?
Pray to end abortion.
No, seriously. Please pray. It’s literally the least you can do, and it is the thing that will most benefit people faced with the decision of whether or not to terminate their pregnancy. In your home or your church, close your eyes and pray silently for abortion to end.
But when you pray, go away by yourself, shut the door behind you, and pray to your Father in private. Then your Father, who sees everything, will reward you. Matthew 6:6
So please, go. Shut the door behind you and pray.
Leave the doctoring to the doctors and the choice-making to the people whose bodies those choices will affect. You get to control one body, and one body only: yours.
So pray as hard as you can. Just leave the rest of us alone.
