50,300 notes January 13, 2012 Albus:Dad, I’m…gay. Harry:Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known. Albus:Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Albus:Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out. Harry:Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew. Albus:Dad, this response is really getting old. Harry:TWO HEADMASTERS. Albus:Yes, I get it, two hea— Harry:BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN. Albus:Da— Harry:THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.