January 2011
11 posts
“Me: I watch “Roseanne” to fall asleep
My sister: …
Me:...”
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“It’s useful being top banana in the shock department.”
– Holly Golightly
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Just sitting here
listening to Tom Waits and painting stripes on my toenails.
Oh man Texas,
you are walking that fine line between Hipster and Hillbilly with SUCH GRACE. Flannel shirts, handlebar mustaches, greasy unwashed hair…is this Emerson or Waco?
Hipster or Hillbilly? I get to play this game every day.
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Do you ever have one of those times
when you catch yourself about to say something that’ll make you sound like a total snob, but you stop yourself in time, so you congratulate yourself on being so much smarter than everyone else?
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Is this real life? Is this gonna be forever?
So you know those guys who go to college, and graduate, but then stay in that small college town and continue to go to college parties and accept less-than-awesome jobs just so they don’t have to move away and grow up and actually be adults?
I don’t hate them anymore. I totally get it, guys.
I think it’s time for a change of scenery.
