January 2010
35 posts
Why Breaking Dawn Must Become a Movie
With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.
Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the...
Alternatively, have a friend hold a shot of Bailey’s in their mouth and...
– http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/horf_horf_horf_halloween_brain.php
The Dirty Dozen (Sexy, but not quite as sexy as...
My adopted-Texan-neighbor/all-around-healthy-lady Paula told me about this list (which she, adorably innocently, referred to as ‘The Dirty Dozen’). It’s old news, but still good to know for anyone interested in organic foods and saving money. Basically, here’s a list of 10 fruits and veggies that you shouldn’t spend the money to buy in organic form, and then the 12...
"Aliens might be jerks," says British astronomer....
Article here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7066554/Aliens-might-not-be-friendly-warns-astronomer.html
A British astronomer, Marek Kukula, has warned that the members of SETI may find themselves surprised with the hostility of extra terrestrials. He thinks that government diplomatic agencies and the UN should be put on standby, should we come into contact with some alien...
Nestle Hotline is Awesome
To begin with, I did it and it’s pretty funny.
1.Call the Nestle chocolate toll-free phone number. 1-800-295-0051
2. Sit through the Apollo Anton Ono/Shawn Johnson ad that’s really un-funny.
3. When asked whether you want English or Spanish, say nothing. Just wait.
4. Listen to the options; press 4.
5. Listen to the options again; press 7.
There are other funny options, too, but...
"Most US ground beef contains ammonia-treated pink... →
Read the article, it’s gross. And also one of those things you should really know. I don’t eat meat (though I do occasionally eat slime), but I don’t think everyone should be a vegetarian. However, I do think people should know when they’re ingesting ammonia.
I really like these tights. →
A cool collection of awesome tights like the ones below. Follow the link for more.
Don't fuck with firefighters. →
Picture this: The streets of Brussels are filled with thick, soapy foam. Hundreds of uniformed men are soaked with it, their shirts sticking to their muscular bodies as they try to make their way toward each other through the bubbles. All that’s missing is the thumpa thumpa, right?
Not quite. This is an (admittedly steamed-up) description of a recent clash between firefighters and policemen...