January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Drinking beer and catching up on the new season of...
 
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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The reason I ask people not to pray for me:
I find it unsettling and creepy that someone is chanting my name to his-/herself at night.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Pleasure is a human right, but sex is a privilege....
 You’re not entitled to sex with anyone but yourself.
Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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How To Watch Your Brother Die
by Michael Lassell When the call comes, be calm. Say to your wife, “My brother is dying. I have to fly to California.” Try not to be shocked that he already looks like a cadaver. Say to the young man sitting by your brother’s side, “I’m his brother,” Try not to be shocked when the young man says, “I’m his lover. Thanks for coming.” Listen to the doctor with a steel face on. Sign the...
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
Jan 13th
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Margaret Cho (Rightfully) Loses Her Shit →
cuntofdoom: thebeardedlady: lady-pilot: jollityfarm: This woman reacts to assholes the exact same way I do, but doesn’t feel ashamed after. She is very brave. :3 God she’s a beautiful writer. And totally kick-ass. “I grew up hard and am still hard and I don’t care. I did not choose this face or this body and I have learned to live with it and love it and celebrate it and adorn it with...
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Prepare
for the onslaught of Futurama gifs. I’m a gif-makin’ fiend.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Please Tumblr Bomb this poll asking whether or not... →
atheistfags: DO IT NOW! How I feel when we Tumblbomb a poll:
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Forecast: snow.
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th